Pestilence via backpacking

When I wrote 'a few Drops short of a Pint', I expected to have a certain Irish employer sue me for defamation. Possibly I will put on a return flight home if I land at Dublin airport again. And I've certainly earned the eternal emnity of Dublin Bus drivers by posting my opinions of their driving on www.busrage.com

I didn't expect this one - check it out at
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/2009-05/06/content_7747788.htm. It's pretty funny.

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